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cakeylies:

My favorite part of Portal 2 is when you make it to the wheat field.
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cakeylies:

My favorite part of Portal 2 is when you make it to the wheat field.

(Source: sandbang2)

   For god’s sake, you’re BOXES with LEGS! It is literally your only purpose! Walking onto buttons! How can you not do the one thing you were designed for?
   Warmer. Warrrrmer. Boiling hot. Boiling—okay, colder. Ice cold. Arctic. Very very very cold LOOK JUST GET ON THE BUTTON!
   Oh, that’s funny, is it? Oh it’s funny? Because we’ve been at this for twelve hours and you haven’t solved it either, so I don’t know why you’re laughing.

   You’ve got one hour! Solve it!

(Source: apertureawakened)

Color Meme || Portal 2  blue & orange

↳ requested by vokulal 

upperstories:

Color Meme || Central Chassis Wheatley + Red

“BOOM! Booby-trap the stalemate button!”

(Source: boundbyscience)

okay guys

spooky-gay-cho:

wheatley is not evil; he was not built for the mainframe and was corrupted

  1. wheatley is not evil; he was not built for the mainframe and was corrupted

wheatley is not evil; he was not built for the mainframe and was corrupted

wheatley is not evil; he was not built for the mainframe and was corrupted

  • wheatley is not evil; he was not built for the mainframe and was corrupted
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(Source: gamingtranscribed)

“The end.” 

micabell:

Here’s some more. :)

micabell:

changed my mind about bed; wanted to post these first

(Source: princessstabbity)