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ladymarla:

DUDE
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ladymarla:

DUDE

xyba:

”Today is the day of defeat. Today is the time to ricochet off our old feelings and counter strike into new ones. We shall open a portal to this new world and face a deathmatch against an alien swarm. It will be defence of the ancients. We will stay together as a team fortress, fighting. Some may end half their life, but no one will be left for dead.”
- Dumbzilla
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xyba:

”Today is the day of defeat. Today is the time to ricochet off our old feelings and counter strike into new ones. We shall open a portal to this new world and face a deathmatch against an alien swarm. It will be defence of the ancients. We will stay together as a team fortress, fighting. Some may end half their life, but no one will be left for dead.”

- Dumbzilla

aparaitre:

CHELL. I wasn’t happy with my colouring so I did some stuff and now I sort of am for this one occasion!
Based on the Turret Wife Serenade. :D
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aparaitre:

CHELL. I wasn’t happy with my colouring so I did some stuff and now I sort of am for this one occasion!

Based on the Turret Wife Serenade. :D

flo4w:

More Portal 2 screenshots!

Full 1080p Wallpaper Pack

By Paperseverywhere

aboveup:

Apparently Nedroid nearly did Garfield parody art for Portal 2.

No, I am not kidding.

Seriously.

Shame that never made it in.

Portal 2

chrisftw92:

I almost died laughing when this happened to me and my friend on multiplayer..

vespertilionem:

My new shelf sentry. In case of unguarded shelves of your own -> http://bit.ly/y4iu8x
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vespertilionem:

My new shelf sentry. 

In case of unguarded shelves of your own -> http://bit.ly/y4iu8x

dastardlyandmuttley:

:D Been meaning to make this for a while now! AND NOW I DID. OHHH YEAH. Wasn’t sure what to do with the text, so I used the turret investment opportunity.
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dastardlyandmuttley:

:D Been meaning to make this for a while now! AND NOW I DID. OHHH YEAH.
Wasn’t sure what to do with the text, so I used the turret investment opportunity.

dailyfanart:

by fangschrecke
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dailyfanart:

by fangschrecke

live2rock:

<3

live2rock:

<3

xen-yakodo:

Just completed Portal one because it was free on Steam.
I’ve never been so happy in my life! And I don’t even know why!!
LOOK AT THE CAKE!
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xen-yakodo:

Just completed Portal one because it was free on Steam.

I’ve never been so happy in my life! And I don’t even know why!!

LOOK AT THE CAKE!